Paper's Pen is Love's Heart

REBLOG IF YOU'RE STILL IN THE MERLIN FANDOM

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:27:20 -0700

brolinskeep:

pitchpipestarkid:

improbablyapanda:

we need to prove to tumblr that we are not dead!!

LONG LIVE THE KING!

AND HIS WARLOCK!

AND THE SORCERESS!

proxydialogue: Sam had never heard (or read) a definition of...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:21:05 -0700

proxydialogue:

Sam had never heard (or read) a definition of love that didn’t bore him to tears.

Of course he still wanted love, who didn’t? He wanted better insight into all those stupid clichés and contradictory absolutes. He wanted to say the kind of embarrassing shit at three o’clock in the morning that made him feel like a made for TV movie. And though he’d had a taste of those things, brief and bloody like everything in his life, there wasn’t any part of him that thought it was enough.

Sam didn’t have a whole lot of faith in words. However inspired the phrasing, Sam had never come across a writer who had managed to say more than: Ouch, love. Two thousand years and forty generations of geniuses, and not one of them had come up with a description that made sense to him. Not Chaucer: the life so brief, the art so long in the learning, not Shakespeare: bears out even to the edge of doom, not Byron: a spark of that immortal fire with angels shared, and not Nicholas fucking Sparks: more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

So Sam was really, really fucking surprised when it was Dean (Dean, who wouldn’t know an iamb if it crawled up his ass and bit him in the kidney) who put all of Sam’s doubts about love to rest.

They were just sitting quietly at the table together, reading, when out of the blue Dean said: “So Cas stole my pillow case.”

Which was the stupidest thing Sam had ever heard, even stupider that Dean was bothering to bring it up at all. Sam opened his mouth to say so and then stopped, because Dean was still staring at his book, his arms crossed tight across his chest like he was trying to keep something from showing on his face.

So instead, Sam asked, “Are you ever going to tell him?”

At first he thought Dean was going to pretend he hadn’t heard. The obvious, unspoken answer was “No, of course I’m fucking not. I’m a Winchester. We don’t talk about love, we just die for it.” But then Dean shrugged without looking up. Shook his head after that. Shrugged again, and mumbled, “Pretty sure he knows.”

And that was the stupidest thing Sam had ever heard.

“How could he know?” Sam asked. How could anyone but Sam know, when all Dean did was push the guy away? Call him heartless and childish. Refuse to look at him, refuse to talk to him. Stomp around the house muttering about Brutus and Caesar all day. How could anybody translate that as love?

Dean looked up at Sam like he was the crazy one.

“Dude,” said Dean. “He betrayed me. He broke the fuck’n world. He blew up Heaven. And instead of shanking his ass, I make him dinner every night.” Dean paused. “Besides, why else would he think he could STEAL MY FAVORITE SILK PILLOW CASE AND LIVE TO TELL THE TALE.” Sam jumped as Dean twisted in his seat suddenly to shout in the direction of the hallway.

“IT’S HARDLY A HEIST WORTH RECOUNTING,” Cas shouted back from somewhere else in the bunker.

“Asshole,” Dean muttered under his breath. But he was smiling.

Sam closed his book and looked at his brother, who was already reading again. Like he hadn’t just somehow, in his own broken language, answered the world’s most unanswerable question.

What is love?

Love is when he hurts me in ways I’ll never get over. And still I ask him to come home.

1atula: grimdarkthroes: homestuckis5evah: 1atula: [MUFFLED HOMESTUCK FANDOM FRANTICALLY...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:18:29 -0700

1atula:

grimdarkthroes:

homestuckis5evah:

1atula:

[MUFFLED HOMESTUCK FANDOM FRANTICALLY SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE]

[SCREAMING SLOWLY GETS LOUDER AS OTHER FANDOMS TAKE NOTICE OF HOMESTUCK’S SCREAMING AND JOIN IN]

[YAHOO’S NEW SERVERS BEGINNING TO SCREAM]

[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]

mutisija: thecarefree: mahouhoejo: letsbuildahome-fr: Kaz...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:32:38 -0700

mutisija:

thecarefree:

mahouhoejo:

letsbuildahome-fr:

Kaz Shiomi & Kiko+’s “Ashiato Animal Footprint Sandals”

aka how to confuse forensics after you’ve committed a murder

there are two kinds of people in this world

i am just gonna wear these and go shit on someone’s yard

disorder: REBLOG this if you want me to make you a GIF like...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:29:04 -0700

disorder:

REBLOG this if you want me to make you a GIF like this with your URL on and submit it to you

Everyone will get one without exception

I will start making them this weekend

despairkomaeda: “ugh i cant believe theyre adding a fucking girl to smash bros. women dont belong...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:44:25 -0700

despairkomaeda:

“ugh i cant believe theyre adding a fucking girl to smash bros. women dont belong there.”

i dont know where youve been but

Photo

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:31:09 -0700

kiichu: thetanglebuddy: Buttercup: Susan B. Anthony didn’t...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:11:14 -0700

kiichu:

thetanglebuddy:

Buttercup: Susan B. Anthony didn’t want any special treatment.

Bubbles: she demanded that he be sent to jail like any other man.

Blossom: And that’s exactly what we’re going to do to you!

The Powerpuff Girls give you an idea of what feminism is really about.

THANK

laoih: allonsymiddleearth: #Character Development He...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 10:02:59 -0700

laoih:

allonsymiddleearth:

#Character Development

He developed from threatening Dwarves to protecting Dwarves.

kyleehenke: chariotoffortune: YOUR POKEMON CAN SEE YOU YOU CAN SMILE AT THEM AND MAKE THEM HAPPY...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 09:58:23 -0700

kyleehenke:

chariotoffortune:

YOUR POKEMON CAN SEE YOU

YOU CAN SMILE AT THEM AND MAKE THEM HAPPY ALKSDNFALGDASDFAN

#THIS WILL MAKE NUZLOCKE CHALLENGES EVEN WORSE

NO

Homestuck Heirs

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:09:46 -0700

striderbeegood:

ramember:

The etymology of the word Heir means to be applicable to inherit something

Heirs are in line to BECOME something. They have the ability to literally BECOME their aspect

Equius Zahhak - Heir of Void

he becomes darkness, hidden in shadows

John Egbert - Heir of Breath

he becomes an intangible breeze

Mituna Captor - Heir of Doom

he

he becomes ruined . .

he is destroyed …

NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOT OKAY

the-fast-and-the-fluffiest: altogether-ooky-avaedgeworth: thebu...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:05:10 -0700

the-fast-and-the-fluffiest:

altogether-ooky-avaedgeworth:

theburningpile:

Beyond this being really cool, I just gotta say…

HOLY SHIT STAPLES DID SOMETHING THAT POSITIVELY AFFECTS THE UNIVERSE?!?

STAPLES OF ALL THE COMPANIES

That was easy

welcome-to-my-life13: trustingtranscendant: Reblogging again...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:02:45 -0700

welcome-to-my-life13:

trustingtranscendant:

Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes

gullacass: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:01:22 -0700

gullacass:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

im horse: professorpoofenplotz: horussebooks: professorpoofenplotz:...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:59:33 -0700

im horse: professorpoofenplotz: horussebooks: professorpoofenplotz:...:

professorpoofenplotz:

horussebooks:

professorpoofenplotz:

asbestosparty:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and…

dasvidaniyabitches: The very best of Yahoo Answers.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:58:42 -0700

dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

rjpara: After all those years, the pots will have their...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:48:08 -0700

rjpara:

After all those years, the pots will have their revenge.

bebinn: “Crisis Pregnancy Centers” (CPCs) or Pregnancy...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:06:47 -0700

bebinn:

“Crisis Pregnancy Centers” (CPCs) or Pregnancy Resource Centers advertise on your campus and in your community. They pose as comprehensive women’s health clinics and advertise under “abortion” and “family planning” services, but do not offer abortion services, contraception, or referrals.

CPCs often provide false information about abortion, birth control, and the effectiveness of condoms for the prevention of STIs and HIV. Ultimately, their tactics delay or intimidate women from receiving comprehensive medical care.

Fake clinics target college students by locating near campuses and advertising “free” pregnancy tests. According to a 2008 survey by the Feminist Majority Foundation, 48% of responding Campus Health Centers include CPCs on their referral lists for students facing unintended pregnancies.

This website has some basic tips for combating fake clinics on campus and in your town. Their printable toolkit has flyers you can post to let others know about these centers.

avidoatlion: lifemocker: thejordanator: An expertly done...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 10:56:28 -0700

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

gallifresh: just a quick reminder that every fandom has its annoying members every fandom has its...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 10:53:44 -0700

gallifresh:

just a quick reminder that

every fandom has its annoying members

every fandom has its rabid members

every fandom has its offensive members

but also

that doesn’t mean the whole fandom is rabid, annoying or offensive

the majority tend to like the thing and like blogging about the thing

don’t generalise the whole fandom from its rotten parts

THANK YOU